I've never!
Friday night/Saturday morning (depending on which end of the evening you're at!) OK, you know that thing that's going around right now with a list of things that you're supposed to say which you've done and which you haven't? Well, even though I could already say that I'd made out with a total stranger, I've since added to that list! Oh, yes, I made out with a total stranger in a bar tonight. He was so hot, he looked kind of like Vin Diesel, and he bought me two drinks, and, um, he was so hot. Nothing more than making out. Wait, does feeling up his a@@ count as more than making out? If yes, then I did more than make out. If not, then I only made out with him. Oh, and he and his friend were two of the hottest guys in the bar. It all started when I went out with two of my study team partners and, well, they ended up hooking up. Yes, it's true! I'm sitting there and all of a sudden we're at a bar and they're all over each other - YUCKY poo! In any case, what's a girl to do? Although I knew it would only be a "I hope that if I buy the fat girl a drink I'll get lucky later" drink, I just didn't care. I didn't want to be the third wheel and, in point of fact, I wasn't. In any case, when he went out to smoke and I noticed him chatting up an 18 year old (or therabouts), I took off and headed home. I wasn't going to do anything more with him anyway and, obviously, he'd found other entertainment, so I staggered to my car.
You know, honestly, I probably shouldn't have driven, but I couldn't stand the sight of myself and I sure as heck wasn't going to stick around to see what the price of my two drinks was. Unfortunately, now I need to get my freakin' laptop (or my company's laptop, to be more precise) back, and that's going to be awkward. I know that the two study mates hooked up and I do not want to have that conversation (or any other conversation, for that matter). I just want my computer bag back and to finish up this class strong so that my GPA isn't affected.
Tomorrow morning's 8:30am class is going to be really special. Man, I hope I'm not still drunk then!
You know, honestly, I probably shouldn't have driven, but I couldn't stand the sight of myself and I sure as heck wasn't going to stick around to see what the price of my two drinks was. Unfortunately, now I need to get my freakin' laptop (or my company's laptop, to be more precise) back, and that's going to be awkward. I know that the two study mates hooked up and I do not want to have that conversation (or any other conversation, for that matter). I just want my computer bag back and to finish up this class strong so that my GPA isn't affected.
Tomorrow morning's 8:30am class is going to be really special. Man, I hope I'm not still drunk then!
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I mean, so you went out and got a little tight. Isn't that what you're supposed to be doing, darling? Being young, having fun?
The only wrong, unfun thing you mentioned was your thinking it was just a "fat girl" drink, and that you couldn't stand the sight of yourself afterward. That's definitely WRONG. Oh, and the driving, but you knew I'd say that.
Anyway. Really. If he looked a lot like Vin Diesel he didn't need to be buying fat-girl-drinks for insurance later. He bought you that drink because you looked fabulous -- and like someone who'd grab his ass! And you DID. :-)
You are one complicated woman, you Junior-League-ing, CASA, class-takin', ass-grabbin' rebel you.
I say, revel in it.
Hope you got your computer back, and that class was not a total blur.
Like the others said, that Vin clone could have bought any other girl in there a drink, but he bought one for YOU! Even he couldn't miss how absolutely fabulous you are :)